Bottlebanking

A sexual act involving the victim's head being pushed inside the hole of a bottlebank, so it can't be removed. It can be homosexual or heterosexual, but is usually in the form of gay/gang rape. The most common bottlebanking zones are those with the most bottlebanks e.g. car parks, supermarkets etc.

'Have you heard about that Johnson kid down the street?'
'No, what?'
'He got bottlebanked last Wednesday down by Tesco's!'
'You serious? Damn...there's a big bottlebanking scene around here'

by Doveboi June 18, 2009

Bottleneck

Bottleneck is a thing or a person that slows down a flow or a process

A: Hey how is the project going?
B: It´s alright but Naga is a bottleneck so we are a bit behind

by NAHA31 October 13, 2021

Bottlecock

When a bottle is inserted through the fly of one’s pants. The resulting protrusion is called a bottlecock. (n)

An individual gets down on both of their knees, then the bottlecock is inserted into the mouth of the said individual. The resulting action is called bottlecocking. (v)

In a heated 40 yard dash, both Mike and Matt thought they were faster than each other so they placed a bet of bottlecocking to be received by the loser. Mike lost the race and therefore had to get down on both knees and commence bottlecocking the frosty brew that was inserted through Matt's fly.

by tamumatt14 December 1, 2011

Bottleneck Gamer

An online video game addict version of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck:

Online friends are 1337 for fuelling their SLI/CrossFire rig with a three Nvidia 480 GTX in SLI that cost $1,500 at Newegg.

Their cheap friends get pwnd by their enemy, but afterwards bitch about a bottleneck in their shit rig.

A Bottleneck Gamers' computer is upgraded in spring, when technology trends secure an extreme re-branding and marketing for teenagers and/or the basement trolls.

Bottleneck Gamers are a combination of superiority complex and inferiority complex that mix to form a video game addiction.

by Eatme Drinkme May 16, 2010

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.

Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.

by Spartans! August 7, 2006

bottleneck

A co-worker who takes so long to do their job they make every project take longer than it should.

We would have been done with this project two months ago if Dante wasn't such a bottleneck.

by SafeGoat September 28, 2008

Bottleneck

A universal safe-word for seshes, when a friend is going overboard you use this word.

"bro too far, BOTTLENECK cunt!"
"Bro he was being a bit bottlenecky but it's alright."

by Kneeeckle September 11, 2022