Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx April 10, 2016

Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025

Bottle of leg-opener

A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.

Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...

by Brando1970 October 26, 2017

lebanese bottleopener

A street drug, commonly known as "thyme". The lebanese bottleopener is prodominantly found in Sweeden and gives one the effect of having their minds blown up. People affected by this drug are very hostile and hallucinate. The hallucinations can last from 6-27 hours and are extremely dangerous.

'hey man, can i have the time??"

"did you say marie at the party last night? you know shes on the lebanese bottleopener"

by Juan Dopamine May 19, 2009

lebanese bottleopener

A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.

"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"

"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio

by svenernie May 20, 2009