Booger Dickin

1.When a man gets caught with boogers all up on his shit

2. When a man/woman is cheating on their partner

Bobby Sue caught Ray Ray booger dickin around in her new log cabin trailer house.

by Marty&Mitsy2012 June 13, 2013

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dick boogers

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.

"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."

by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006

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“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”

by vagina_mani0 January 28, 2022

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The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

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Boogersick is when you eat too many boogers, and your stomach feels sick.

If you keep eating your boogers all the time, you're gonna be boogersick.

by junkpuppy October 31, 2016

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A dick with a booger firmly wedged in the pee hole resulting in an erratic urine stream.

I’m sorry I pissed on your floor secondary to my boogerdick.

by Noam Chomsky October 24, 2020

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