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Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"
Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 11, 2023
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐
Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 12, 2023

Electric Wookie Backdoor Boogaloo

the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.
"My wife let me whip out the electric wookie backdoor boogaloo and cork the brown eye last night."

"Righteous, much."

boogalong 

There was a boogalong on the side of my cup.
boogalong by lbinthepeg January 27, 2009

Frosty Dice 2 electric boogaloo

The 2nd account belonging to the world renowned dumbass known as Frosty Dice.

boogaloo juice 

a mixed bevarge that will knock you on your (ass) Warning dont drink more than 13 cups or u will become severaly intoxicated
boogaloo juice (purple) or (red) (drink) in a (trash can) that will make u go boogaloo
boogaloo juice by boogaloo juice December 24, 2010

Electric Boogaloo 

The sacred word, applying this onto any sequel of anything makes it 45x better. Do not mis use this,as misuse ends with turning this into a dead meme.
a guy:man the incredibles 2 was a pretty good movie
a girl:dont you mean The Incredibles 2:Electric Boogaloo?
a guy:*fucking dies*