Bonj

The word bonk but someone's fat ass finger pressed between the j and k key.

Bonj.

by green909 August 13, 2023

Sweaty Bonj

1 Another Word For A Sweaty Armpit

2 Another Word For Idiot

Corr, i got a sweaty bonj
For Gods Sake Jimmy, You're Such A Sweaty Bonj !!

by Jordd February 10, 2008

bonji

to be the best

he was bonji at everything he did he never lost

he shot a bonji on the course today 6 under par

by followmw November 24, 2009

bonjour

The french word to say hello.

Bonjour !

by Someone July 22, 2003

bonjowdy

A combination of the French word for hello "bonjour" and iconic Southern word howdy. The ultimate way to greet someone, especially in a Texas French class. Should be followed up with yeehaw for premium experience.

"Oh, hey Lisa."
"Bonjowdy to you, too, Bill. Yeehaw."
"Never say that again."

by Meepless in Seattle September 11, 2018

Dirty Bonjour

Pull apart the buttocks of your consenting sex partner, and as per the French greeting kiss each inner cheek from left to right whilst dragging your nose across their bumhole. Voila the dirty bonjour.

"Oh la la" exclaimed Angelique, as I bent her over and warmly welcomed her with a dirty bonjour.

by Mr_Kevlar August 9, 2016

Bonjourno

The way to greet an Nazi that speaks french when you are an American disguised as an Italian.

1:Oh how nice you see you!
2:Bonjourno

by swebonny November 28, 2009