bong bong

Nebulous term used to describe a dim or slow witted person. Used in place of politically incorrect jargon.

She sure is cute but such a bong bong.

by Axotlys September 5, 2022

Bong-bong

keep away from or stop oneself from doing, avoiding from something.

Jeffrey: Pre, papasok ka ba bukas?
Mark: Nako pre, Bong-bong muna ako bukas, may recitation daw kase sa taxation.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Bong Bong Narcos

A politician who uses cocaine

"I heard Bong Bong uses cocaine might as well call him Bong Bong Narcos"

by krunkle unkle January 12, 2022

Bong Bong Marcos

Son of the old Philippine Killer and Dictator. A theif and a lair. He liad about his achievements and credentials, one of which is claiming that he finished a Degree in Oxford University. BUT it was confirmed that he didn't.

Supporters of him are called Marcos Apologists. They disregard facts and believe in fake news.

Uy si bong bong marcos tatakbo! Wag yan bes, magnanakaw and sinungaling yan!

by Lawyer Marc November 8, 2021

bong bong marcos

also known as bbm, according to digong he's a weak leader and a stoner

papa - Magaling si bong bong marcos kasi di kami nag hirap non

anakis - Bakit lagi mo sinasabi nun na hirap hirap kayo nung bata kapa

papa - tangina mo sumasagot kana

by philippino jesus February 17, 2022

Bong Bong Bullet

you say something stupid and someone proves you wrong

D:Oh you hacked check the ball
B:No false call our ball
D: no that is a real call
B: lets ask the teacher then
D: ok
D: Mr.C is hack a call
Mr.C: no it is not
D: ohhhh Bong Bong Bullet lol

by DARRION/D-MONEY January 17, 2008

Boshkalay bong bong

A phrase used by popular YouTuber and legend D'Aydrian Harding to describe absolutely nothing its just used like micky ficky but just boshklay bong bong you know?

"*Hits tennis ball* BOSHKALAY BONG BONG!!!!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Daydriansbiggestfan February 7, 2023