Ham Bone

One who you are extremely gay for.

Man, im so ham boned for that guy.

by jolene van vaught April 27, 2010

Ham Bone

A shortened word for hamster boner meaning that someones wiener is as small as a hamster's hard.

Dude I am hung like a hamster man I got the Ham Bone.

by George Schwanz October 25, 2011

Bone in ham

Spreading the butt checks wide onto glass till the sphincter touches resembling a perfect bone in ham!

Who the hell pressed a bone in ham on my cars window?

by JoescheppaeQ April 9, 2026

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Alabama ham bone

The act of fucking your neighbors fat wife in the ass!

Brian pissed me off so bad, I went over and gave his wife a Alabama ham bone!

Now she won't quit asking for another.

by RoscoePonderosa February 24, 2025

Ham On The Bone

Slang for big ass

That girl got to much ham on the bone for you to handle bro.

by DFA1983 June 16, 2018

ham on the bone

when a guy engages in sexual intercourse with an obesely fat woman

"john enjoys a nice ham on the bone"

by tric565 January 20, 2007