cunty bollix

IRISH:
A greeting embellishment (friendly)
A derogatory description of a person

Greeting: Hey cunty bollix, come over here
Derogatory description: Watch yourself cunty bollix

by tivomann October 16, 2005

Dog's Bollix

Def: a positive exclamatory remark or compound adjective. Synonymous with da bomb. Refers to an object or event that is clearly the best object or event ever.

I believe that this is a UK slang term. It refers to the fact that a dog can lick his own balls, which seems to be an ideal situation for any single dog. Projected into the human world, the statement heartily endorses things that cannot be improved upon.

"Dude, that party last night was the dog's bollix"

"That's the dog's bollix!"

by Ryan McC November 5, 2004

Bees bollix

Something great!

That guy thinks he's the bees bollix

by #uphereforthinking July 14, 2016

twiggy bollix

A twiggy bollix is a particular skinny individual who acts in a strangely gimpish way

Man, You are such a twiggy bollix

by ghettosla January 27, 2007

Ask Me Bollix

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"

Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"

by Frano September 8, 2006

I will in me bollix

When somebody asks you to do something, but you have no desire or interest in doing it.

Hey Joe, could you take that tray of vegan sliders over to table 3 for me please?

Joe - “I will in me bollix”.

by irishcolloquialisms August 24, 2021

bite me bollix

Ireland - a nice way of saying fuck off you cunt and stop annoying me
- go away and leave me alone
- i do not wish to debate with you any more now depart from my company

Arya will ya fuck off and bite me bollix ya cunt

by choirboy June 24, 2005