bolivia
Bolivia lover: HEY MAN BOLIVIA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER THE FOOD IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
bolivia by Anonymous Jihad January 16, 2008
Bolivia-Man
A statpadder from Argentina who is popularly known for scoring Tap in goals against small teams like Bolivia.
Brazil-❌
France-❌
Belgium-❌
Bolivia-✔
Brazil-❌
France-❌
Belgium-❌
Bolivia-✔
Dad, did you enjoy watching Copa America today?
No son Bolivia-Man ruined all the excitement for me by scoring Tap-in goals.
No son Bolivia-Man ruined all the excitement for me by scoring Tap-in goals.
Bolivia-Man by Main manXo September 25, 2021
Bolivia-Man
A fraud from Argentina who can't score against big teams, loses the football match and lashes the anger out on Bolivia.
Dad, did that tax fraud Pessi score today?
Yea son, our own Bolivia-Man has scored a Hattrick in Penalties
Yea son, our own Bolivia-Man has scored a Hattrick in Penalties
Bolivia-Man by Main manXo September 26, 2021
Bolivia Aquatic Slurp
The Bolivia Aquatic Slurp is when your girl or a girl is having explosive diarrhea and instead of helping her wipe you slurp it while scuba diving in a tropical place.
Bolivia Aquatic Slurp by Poop the frog March 10, 2026
Bolivian Marching Powder
"Bolivian Marching Powder" appears in Bright Lights, Big City by Jay McInerney published in 1984. The main character describes the brain and inner soldiers marching around once they've been stimulated with cocaine.
"All might come clear if you could just slip into the bathroom and do a little more Bolivian Marching Powder. Your brain at this moment is composed of brigades of tiny Bolivian soldiers. They are tired and muddy from their long march through the night. There are holes in their boots and they are hungry. They need to be fed. They need the Bolivian Marching Powder." - Bright Lights, Big City, Jay McInerney, 1984
Bolivian Marching Powder by Gilligan Jaediker January 29, 2015