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Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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Big Bohe

Derived from the Latin word big fat dick, big bohe is a essentially a big fat dick. It is a chub with a cold sausage texture that can be stretched over 2 feet in width and length.
Hey if you do not stop I will have to slap you with my big bohe
by The Biggest Bohe January 19, 2015
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Bohe Juice

It is the fluids that are secreted from a big bohe. To make this secretion possible, the big bohe must be wrinkled up into a ball and squeezed. When these actions are taken, the big bohe will squirt fluids everywhere at high velocities.
He made me mad so I took my big bohe, wrinkled it up and squeezed it, and watched as he became drenched in bohe juice.
by The Biggest Bohe January 19, 2015
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boho soul

A "Boho Soul" is known as a soul in which is free spirited, hippie, eccentric, odd-ball, radical, independent, non-conformist, adventurous, free-thinker, artistic, bizarre, wild, wanderer, and lover of all life and beauty.
Wow look at that girl over there looking at the waves, she definitely has a boho soul.
by bahoowahoo September 23, 2015
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Bohemian Tragedy

A description of the rise of right wing elitists under whom we progressively lose access to our vote, our bodies, access to education and our freedom of speech.
The U.S. government is infiltrated more deeply by autocrats and corporations who are funding this Bohemian Tragedy.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018
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Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
by coolkid10 April 24, 2009
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Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.
Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.
by Shleeee January 1, 2019
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