bohemian subway

While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.

In order to give a bohemian subway you need pvc pipe and a small car collection

by Tom Kisner June 26, 2007

bohemian sunrise

Sex when you first wake up, after you had sex the night before

Guy: dude you'll never guess what happend

Friend: what?

Guy: that girl i took home last night gave me a bohemian sunrise

Friend: your a taddy daddy

by jackjohnson July 2, 2009

Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

by Hellspwn October 7, 2016

bohemian snap

You are going to town DOGGY STYLE on your female partner. In mid stroke, you pull your "member" out. Slide your middle finger in her BEARDED CLAM and your thumb inside her BROWN EYE. WHILE INSIDE HER HOLES, close the hand in the manor that you would during a SNAP. Snap and Pull out at the same time. This will cause your lower than low female counterpart to scream like an ANGRY BOHEMIAN.

Last night I was with "hooty hoo" and gave her a BOHEMIAN SNAP. She screamed in AGONY for 417 minutes.

by James McLendon August 13, 2006

Bohemian sword duel

A situation where two men and a women are in bed and only one wants to have sex with her. The two men begin to use their dicks and battle eachother to the death. The winner gets to sleep with that women.

"You want her too huh?" "Looks like we're going to have a bohemian sword duel!"

by Meme maker 3838 July 11, 2021

Bohemian Sheek

A person who is homelessly trendy.

After picking hot dog crumbs out of his beard, Dathious Jones the third of hempshire was feeling quite Bohemian Sheek.

by Dathanious Jones III March 14, 2022

Bohemian shower

The act of pissing into a fan and enjoying it

Guy1: Man, I tried to give my g/f a golden shower, but she turned the fan next to her on and it came back at me...and I liked it
Guy2: DUDE! She made you give yourself a Bohemian Shower! Don't touch me...

by rusty July 17, 2004