A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular
"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".
by theartofbeingbopular April 30, 2011
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Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
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This technique is used by males to determine when the temperature starts to drop below 50 degrees. Depending on the hardness of the nipples poking through the bra and clothing tells one how cold it is.
That chick isn't smuggling raisins, she's smuggling walnuts, her braometer says it must be balls cold outside.
by Cold Boobs February 18, 2011
Get the Braometer mug.When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
by nonfish September 29, 2014
Get the barometer poop mug.That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.
by bromp January 20, 2009
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Man, Dinino blew the top off the binometer! He must have spent 20 minutes feathering his hair in the restroom today.
by Furry Trout December 15, 2009
Get the Binometer mug.A person who commonly roasts boomers for their lacking sense of humor by using the popular slang "ok boomer." These plentiful animals prey most commonly on the screen defiant boomers.
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