bofus

“it sounds better than bogus” - ameliah kooner

that is bofus you thought that

bofus by user011205 February 9, 2023

Bofus Eyes 

When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.

That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.

Bofus Eyes by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010

bofus titties 

Utilizing the contracted word 'bofus' (meaning 'both of us'), in combination with an very large pair of tits.

"Hey, LeRoy, you see dem' big fat titties over there?"
"Yeah, dems bofus titties!"
"What's a bofus titty?"
"There's nuff' there fo' bofus!"

bofus titties by localmotion00 January 12, 2009

Bonus Cum 

The cum that seeps out of the tip of your penis minutes or even hours after you have had an orgasm and your initial load has emptied. This in partly due to not all the cum coming out all at once; leaving your penis to have little driblets come out at later times. The cum is usually discovered when you put on your boxers and you later find that there is jizz crusted on them. Albeit, it can still be noticed when squeezing the tip of the penis only minutes after your orgasm, having some cum seep out from the pressure of the squeeze.

Adam had sex with his girlfriend earlier and hours after finishing he noticed that his boxers were lined with dried up bonus cum.

Bonus Cum by Ellohime December 27, 2014

VP bonus 

A win on a slot machine’s bonus that is 10x or less than your bet.

VP always is wishing for a hand (hair) pay, but unfortunately he usually got a VP bonus.

VP bonus by Dianenicolexox March 26, 2022

Bonus Meme

The only known way to cure depression 100% of the time.

*BONUS MEME!!!!!*
Me: *crying tears of joy*

Bonus Meme by Fann.. June 9, 2018

bogus jiggy

A sham. An object or action that is inappropriate. Something that doesn't function properly or live up to guarantees. It's a lemon. It causes disappointment, befuddlement, or anger. It's something that just isn't what it should be.

My date last night was a total bogus jiggy--the guy looked nothing like the pic in his online dating profile!

bogus jiggy by Bogus Jigster March 20, 2009