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bob barker 

Value weed. Bud that may or may not be high grade, but what matters is that the "Price is Right".
Fiend: Hey man, how much for that quarter?

Dealer: Man, I got that Bob Barker: $5 grams!
bob barker by evasive February 11, 2008

Bob Barker 

n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
Bob Barker by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

Bob Barker 

v. The result of trying to show off by fighting someone older and apparently weaker than you, but getting your ass whipped in the process.

n. The victim of such an attack
Frank got drunk and a homeless guy pulled a Bob Barker on him.

"Dude, next time you're gonna pull a Bob Barker, make sure he can't fight."
Bob Barker by draven1731 April 6, 2010

bob barker 

A man commonly known to be happy and smiling about everything, whether the contest on The Price is Right won something or not.

He also enjoys neutering unsuspecting dogs.
"GOOD JOB YOU WON A NEW CAR! :)" -Bob Barker

"You just lost at Plinko. HOW U DO DAT WTF NOOB?! :)" -Bob Barker

"See that stray over there? He looks like he still has a set.I hope you brought the scissors. I hate using my hands...
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:)" -Bob Barker
bob barker by I want man meat! March 24, 2008

Bob Barker 

A cranky, old, impatient game show host who needs to give it up. He always feels the need to make rude comments to the contestants of the show, and is always rushing them.

I couldn't agree more with Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he says, "I hate that Bob Barker".
Bob Barker: This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered!

Me: Why doesn't someone have you spayed or neutered??
Bob Barker by Qbert July 10, 2005

Bob Barker 

Ex-gameshow host on "The Price is Right." He retired the other day, after a whole hellofa long time as host, and always advised to Spay and Neuter your pets. After coming up in the 29,999,999 position in the 3chan 30,000,000 post escapade of 6/17/07, he was deemed an honorary meme by God.
On the 8th day, God created Game shows but he forgot the hosts.
On the 9th day, God created Bob Barker and since then, we never left the tube.
BOB BARKER DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT
Bob Barker by Mike2115 July 14, 2007