bob

That guy of the natural male enhancement commercial. He smiles a lot and drives a race car. His BEST friend………

Sarah: yo i was watching T.V last night and this commercial comes on with this creepy guy named BOB comes on all smily cuz his geting more sex...........

Lauren: yeah i saw that too!!!!! it was way creepy!!

by lauren2 August 18, 2007

bob

Generally a fat person with a chode for a penis. This person has a rather annoying personality and pisses people off all the time for no reason. This person thinks they are funny but in general just pisses people off instead.

Hey do you want to go to McDonalds? No bob is going to be there.

Wow, bob, you are so annoying that I want to saw my ears off and plug the hole with my own feces so I can't hear you.

by 1234098756 July 6, 2010

bob

The amazing builder who can fix any damn thing

A show watched mostly by adults in their 30's and 40's

Bob the builder, can he fix it,
Bob the builder, yes he can!

Mate, you a part of the BOb the builder fan club?
Hell yeah

by Gary Neville is a Red December 11, 2008

bob

bob is a word to use when you cant think of anything else.

along with fred and jim.
also a small human being who thinks hes loved.

ohhhh, whats your name ?
bob :)
bob the builder can we fix it?
errr no!

by megan morris April 30, 2009

bob

When you're in an awkward conversation, just say "bob" to change the topic.

"Hey John, where'd you go yesterday?"
"bob"
"Yeah, I like bob too.

by Cytur RN May 3, 2021

bob

Slang for smoking dope

as in.... "talked to bob today", "talking to bob right now", etc

by bob sloggin February 4, 2007

bob

hello my name is bob and bobert is my wife

i like to fuck bobs little bobert

by bob bert December 4, 2019