bluejob

When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.

That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!

by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015

Blur job

When a girl blows you so fast that her head is nothing but a blur.

Nate: "Did you get a blow job last night, man?"
Josh: "Dude, I got more than that, I got a fuckin blur job!"
Nate: "Right on man! I knew Kelly was good!"

by DanikaDarko May 21, 2009

Bluejob

When the person(s) giving the penile manipulation (oral or otherwise) does not finish as a result of fatigue or other circumstances. This furthers the affliction known commonly as "Blue balls." This word covers the stimulation up to, but not including ejaculation.

Shit, dude, Kirsten gave me a Bluejob last night. I now have the bluest of balls. She said her arms were just too tired to continue.

by Jake189 February 1, 2016

bluejob

If ya homeboy wont let you get a nut off either metaphorically or literally and you're really fucking sick of his shit.

Man 1: Yo hombre wanna watch a movie later?
Man 2: Nah I gotta leave and see my girlfriend.
Man 1: Dude, are you giving me a bluejob right now!?

by birchislame123 May 2, 2018

bluujob

When you are streaming on Twitch and your girl is under the table blowing you with that good suck

I was about to finish the stream but my girl got under the desk to give me a bluujob.

by mrblarizard July 15, 2019

bluujob

The best head you’ll ever get.

This girl gave me the best bluujob last night and I came down her throat.

by HypeR MulTi July 15, 2019

Blumjob

A term to describe getting a blumpkin, and then afterwords receiving a rimjob

Yoo dude I was at a Circle-K bathroom and this random guy came in and gave me a Blumjob!!

by Rionox March 20, 2025