bauncher

wack, sucks, horrible.

That movie was bauncher.
or
She gives baucher head.

by David M. May 30, 2004

blancher

1.) A Blancher is someone who has vaginal sex with elderly women.

2.) Some who injects drugs in large quantities through their asshole.

1.) "Ew! your a blancher?! go have sex with someone your own age weirdo!"

2.) "He's gonna get busted for being a blancher. thats so messed up man!"

by yummyjuice May 30, 2017

Buncher

Humanoid carnivore that feeds on male human penis. Often seen playing the cooing pipe.

Look at that Buncher and her cooing pipe!

by MrSaije May 5, 2021

Buncher

Buncher is a god-like creature with massive calves and the largest penis in the world. Bunchers body was used in the movie 300 and multiplied 300 times and the actors heads were added using modern movie magic. Buncher is capable of killing a man with the look of his eyes, but only if he feels like it.

Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen Buncher?

Guy 2: Yea, i heard he killed an elephant with his calves.

Guy 1: I also heard he had sex with a virgin and now her vagina looks like the sleeve of a wizard.

by asdhfaskljdfklajsdf December 20, 2007

Butt Bruncher

One who enjoys a good butt for brunch.

"Gee Simon, you really are a Butt Bruncher! You ate an awful lot of butts!"

"By golly Jimbo! Is that fecal matter on your moustache you smelly butt bruncher!"

by Butt Bruncher Willis August 9, 2009

Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher

While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.

And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.

That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.

Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.

Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!

Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!

Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!

by BullshitPoster September 25, 2012

Buncher

A person who's ass is so weak that they cannot hold their shit in

Karl, you are such a Buncher. You need to tuck your pants into your socks.

by MadBuncher January 18, 2012