Council Bluffs

A dirty white trash place on the other side of the Missouri River from Omaha. Known also as 'the leech town', it trys to suck it's fame off of Omaha. Home of trailer parks, crappy truck stops, and mulleted people who let their kids play with thier toys in the front lawn in thier diapers. See also 'Counciltucky'.

Ew! What's that smell? Oh, it must be Council Bluffs.

by Courtney December 16, 2003

Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

by valo April 30, 2007

Council Bluffs

Fuck you bitch, first off get your shit strait, and go suck a dick because your a fag in womans clothing. Loose your balls before you diss a town that you've only been to once to suck the Mayors cock.

we make meth labs bitch

by C.B. local April 2, 2005

council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

Council Bluffs-y

Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.

I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.

by Young Granny January 31, 2021

Council Bluffs Sister

Incestual Relationship; also applies to other family members.

"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"

by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022

council bluffs high five

When I person wipes with their behind with their bare hand and gives another person a high five.

Bro we just won homecoming!!! How about a celebratory council bluffs high five!!!

by Jumbo bob jim November 18, 2022