Blue smurf cat

a tiny cat-smurf like creatue. They mostly live in packs of 6 and up to 9. They enjoy living, laughing, and lying.

We live, we laugh, we lie blue smurf cat.

by RGB the dog September 27, 2023

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rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by precipitation August 25, 2023

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bluecattin'

When a white male sets up an online dating profile to catfish unsuspecting black males. The blucatter gets off on the fact that the black male thinks he is chatting with an attractive female. The bluecatter is sexually aroused by the exchange and often masturbates while chatting.

I heard Kyle got caught bluecattin' and ended up getting his ass beat by a huge black dude! Serves him right!

by Deesnust October 25, 2022

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Dr bluecat

A street pharmacist who only accepts kittens and cats as form of payment for goods and services rendered such as drugs and other street wares.

I went down to the alley to score some weed from Dr bluecat but he wouldn't sell me anything because the cat I was going to trade had a tracking chip in it.

by J333ABM December 4, 2020

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bluecat

A Bluecat is a heavy, thick dump taken by someone with a bowel disease. The Bluecat dump (so called because of its clumping ability and blue hue underwater) is indicated by a severe smell upon entry into the bathroom and an inability to immediately flush the toilet.

"That guy didn't even wipe after leaving a Bluecat in the mens' room toilet, second stall. Don't go in there."

by Sandboats August 19, 2007

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