blowjaco

The act of eating a hard shelled taco while receiving a blowjob. The giver may or may not know that a taco is being eaten. Often results in over excitement which leads to premature ejaculation.

She was trying to keep the fact that she gave a blowjaco concealed but going down the walk of shame with lettuce stuck in her hair was a dead giveaway.

Person 1: "Hey man how was last night? Did you get any?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I hid a taco by my bed so I snuck in a blowjaco while my cock was in her mouth."

by blowjaco69 September 28, 2011

blowjandy

The combination of a blow job and a hand job.

Ryan: So did you hook up with that chick last night?
Cameron: Yeah brah, she totally gave me a blowjandy on the roof.

by noremac October 19, 2012

blowjab

an effective way to fend off rapists.

this can be achieved through confusing a rapist by offering him a blowjob, then delivering some swift blows to the nuts

man: Honey how was your day
woman:not too bad although i almost got raped
man:omfg are you okays
woman:yeah dont worry i fended him off with a blowjab
man:lolz

by captain melon January 21, 2009

blow-jay

a drunken abreviation of blowjob
if your too blazed or souced to even pronounce the whole word

boy " whatcha doing baby?"
girl" imaa give you the besst blow-jay EVER"

by Suicide November 12, 2007

blow jay

The act of giving/trying to give a man a blow job while being extremely fuckin shit faced. So shit faced that you cannot even say it as blow job or even a bj. Which results as calling it a 'blow jay'.

'I am going to give you the best blow jay EVER!...With my mouth!'--Superbad

by Justine Ever So Lame March 17, 2008

blowjanski

An off beat or sublte synonym for blow job. A term for fellatio commonly used by douchebags.

" I totally got a blowjanski from this broad I met at the bar"

by dgiles January 11, 2009

blowjoy

A term used by women who enjoy giving head... because it certainly isn't a "job".

Nick: Did you hook up with Brooke last night?

Chuck: Yeah... she gave me an unbelievable blowjoy.

Nick: Don't you mean blowjob?

Chuck: No... a blowjoy. She considers it a joy, not a job. She's quite the lady.

by funkthefavorites April 16, 2008