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blowhole

A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.
Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a whale's blowhole. When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.
by Rafael Martinez November 7, 2008
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blowhole

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into the anus of his partner. Then the partner farts, spraying the ejaculate into the air. The ejaculate then falls into a fish bowl, where the fish begin to eat it. Finally, the male yells, "Thar she blows!"
Have you ever tried a blowhole? Let's move over near the fishbowl... "Thar she blows!"
by pumpu February 18, 2010
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blowhole

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.
Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.
by Sam January 20, 2005
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blowhole

This is a sexual activity in which you fuck someone in the anus and skeet. After the initial skeet they perform a flatulent and blow it back on to you.
After i broke my dick in that mamma's ass, she blowholed me good.
by evenisco lintistio October 14, 2006
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blowhole

a Hawaiian prostetute's vagina
Homie 1: So where are you going fo yo family vacation?
Homie 2: Hawaii...
Homie 1: Why?
Homie 2: I wanna get some sweet blowhole...mmmmmm.....
by Bensta December 28, 2005
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blowholes

The REAL definition for blowholes is those things on whales' and dolphins' heads
Whales and dolphins have blowholes.
by Kenthar March 20, 2003
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