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by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021

Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

dutch leaf-blower

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

turd blower

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011

blowlerina

A girl who gives a such a magical blow job that it feels like her tongue dances like a ballerina.

I hear she sucks it like a blowlerina.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015