Bloon

The alter-ego of a balloon, just said, as someone who has a slight hint of tourettes.

Background:
Pat: someone in my 3rd hour popped a bloon and i hid under my coat
Pat: balloon*
Pat: im glad i can spell and stuff ;-)
Justin: lol.
Justin: i'm glad too.
Justin: it's the ghetto way.
Pat: hehe
Justin: bloon
Justin: HAHA
Pat: HAHA
Pat: say it out loud
Pat: wow
Justin: BLOOON!

I made the bloon, go POP! So, I scared the living hell out of myself, and Pat. So, he slapped me, and I just smiled.

by Justin W. March 12, 2005

Bloon

A portmanteau term for "blush" and "swoon," describing the sensation of pleasant, rosy embarrassment one feels upon being given a particularly nice compliment.

When he told me I was the sun and the moon, I couldn't help but bloon.

by sqrrlgrrl November 15, 2017

Blooning

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4

my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!

by iceicebb April 05, 2021

Bloon

Term used to define arabian oil farmers that are sexually active.

Wow Ima pull a Bloon today, first- farm this petroleum oil then get laid weekly.

by GucciHector December 03, 2009

Bloon

A person who is extremely racially ambiguous

"You know Jack? He's such a fucking bloon"

by agmalo August 29, 2017

orange bloons

'orange bloons' refers to a extremely off topic comment that some dumb ass has said to try and prove a point. usually when he/she is out of arguments.

comes from the game Bloons, where the no orange balloons ever

bob: 'i think we should to to the beach today cause it is really hot'

sarah: 'but i just wanna eat a cheese cake'

bob: 'i don't see any orange bloons'

by smee6644 December 13, 2009

hop on bloons

A term popularly used in the femboy community, requesting that all femboys in the nearby area meet up to have rough anal sex for multiple hours, non stop.

Squizxy: wanna hop on bloons
farfacord: 🥴

by Squizxy July 29, 2021