When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.
RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".
by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018
Get the Blooming Onionmug. The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.
by XCaliburger June 5, 2017
Get the Blooming Onion Shitmug. When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?
Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.
by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020
Get the Mary Poppins' Blooming Onionmug. by CarlTensine June 5, 2021
Get the Blooming onionmug. When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025
Get the Blooming onionmug. way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
by busa quikie August 12, 2024
Get the blooming onionmug.