BloodNinja

1. The funniest ninja that ever lived. He likes vegetables and knows there is nothing more serious than a rhino staring you down.

1. Blood ninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

by Not Blood Ninja February 1, 2010

Bloodline Deceiver

Moon in Timeless Miracle's song "Curse of the Werewolf".

Bloodline deceiver this is my call
I am the blazing full moon
Bloodline deceiver I gaze from above
I bring the madness that makes your blood boil

by tumppi000 June 15, 2011

bloodin

acting like a Blood; doing things the way the Bloods would do it.

what are you going to do?

"i'm gonna be bloodin"

or

"I'm bloodin"

by J BAY BAY October 11, 2007

boogina

A term first coined by the gay Afro-American community to describe the most desired point of entry for the gay black male, the anus, unlike the straights who first seek out the vagina. Boogina is a marrying of the two words "booty" and "vagina" just like the Mangina to describe the aforementioned. However, today the term Boogina is not limited in use by 42nd st. Queens and the like. A recent upswing in ass play among those outside of the gay enclaves, perhaps influenced by various rap songs like E40's "You and Dat Booty," has brought Boogina out from exclusivity and into America's mainsream lexicon.

"If I'm giving up the boogina to Jorge then he's gonna have to tell his parents about me and him. N'uff said."

by Urfan July 3, 2006

boobgina

The underside of a large breasted woman's cleavage.

When that chick spilled water between her big ass titties it came out her boobgina and made a wet spot in her shirt.

by chiliwillie11 March 7, 2013

your bloodline a deadline

if said, the opponents life, along with its entire family, dissolves into space dust. you become ruler of all insults, making you a god. everyone shall submit to you, or else they share the same fate

Person1:ur mom gay
Person2:ur dad lesbian
person1:ur sister a mister
person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors

*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*

person1: your bloodline a deadline

*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*

by cheese blended with mayo April 1, 2020

broodminate

to brood during rumination

To broodminate on a fine, fall Saturday morning is to forego pleasant external opportunities.

by Doos Jarus November 14, 2020