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Chicago Blizzard

The Chicago Blizzard can be a great pleasure for both the male and female. You first must aquire a snorkel and fill it with some cocaine. Then you fill the snorkle with the cocaine then insert the snorkle into the vagina. Then blow into the snorkle and the cocaine will flow into the vagina giving the girl great pleasure. You then fuck your girl doggie style to keep the fun going. To top it all off you nut all over her face and tits.
Joseph: Bro did you see Rebecca she was looking a little different today

Shane: That's because I gave her the Chicago Blizzard
by Buzzy boy February 7, 2017
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nigger blizzard

"Holy shit Max, this mall is a fucking nigger blizzard!"
by xhollywood August 3, 2006
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Chicago Blizzard of 2011

The Chicago Blizzard of 2011 was a major winter storm that impacted the Great Plains, Midwest, primarily Chicago, and the NE between January 31 – February 2, 2011. Over 20 inches of snow fell in Chicago, making it the 3rd largest blizzard ever on record behind the Blizzard of 1967 and the Blizzard of 1999. Chicago Public Schools were closed for the first time since the Blizzard of 1999 for two days in a row. Most schools in the area were off February 2 and February 3, and some schools are also closed February 4. During the brunt of the storm, motorists on Chicago's famous Lake Shore Drive became trapped and had to abandon their cars and walk to downtown in blizzard conditions. By February 2nd, almost all roads in Chicagoland were impassable, and Lake County, the county north of Chicago, issued a civil emergency message which stated driving was illegal until 5 PM February 2. Most people were snowed in until midday February 3, however. O'Hare cancelled all flight on February 1 and February 2. In Peoria, IL, winds were so strong that they knocked over a snow plow. The effects of the storm were far-reaching, as many four-lane roads were only down to two lanes for an undefined period after the storm.
The Chicago Blizzard of 2011 was a momentous occasion for younger adults. They will tell it to their children much the same their parents told them the story of the Blizzard of 1967 and 1999.
by Blitzkid February 23, 2011
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blizzak

A superior Ice and Winter Tires which goes through snow and ice easily.
To travel in confidence through adverse conditions.
Going from point A to Point B, while cutting through clutter.
Not taking any BS.
We will blizzak by your house before the storm is out.
I must blizzak through all this "red tape".
by Hanzo-San July 29, 2008
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Blizzaga

Mutha Fuckin' hardcore ice attack used on Final Fantasy and other games like it....
Ouch I just got"Blizzaga'd"
by Douche Blizzaga April 4, 2009
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Blizzard

A scumbag company that doesn't give a flying shit what they do to get money .
man we should really boycott Blizzard
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Blizzify

The act in which multiple ice cubes are placed up a women's vagina in then she squirts the icy liquids over her partner.
"My bitch just gave me a blizzify last night, it was freezing."
by A Bowl Of Soup October 22, 2011
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