blizzz

The residue caused as a result of penile trauma. When only blood is released instead of semen. Spelled as such due to victim usually being unconscious while being blizzzed.

1)In the movie Anti-christ the wife bashes her husbands crotch with a piece of wood and then jerks him off until she gets blizzz all over her shirt.
2)My blizzz was a transcendental experience.
3)My dick hurts from all the blizzzing last night.

by Sir-blizzz-a-alot July 12, 2011

Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Blizzlin

1. to go in at an abnormal rate while smoking marijuana, a state of mind

synonoms: crunk, wavy, party, floss, wild, twisted, zooted

example
q: whats good tonight
a: we out here at the Catman's blizzlin

by Bliz MONEY November 16, 2013

Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012

bizzzzang

Exactly what you want it to mean.

It is the coolest word you've never used.

We are getting bizzzzang tonight!

Oh snap! Right in the bizzzzang!

That is so bizzzzang!

Welcome to Bizzzzang's! Over eleventy gajillion served!

Drew Bizzzzaniak.

by 3r1(k January 22, 2010

blizzy bobbler

The friend in your group that when passed the blunt always drops it upon receiving it

“Bro don’t pass the blunt to Derek he’s a Blizzy Bobbler he’s always dropping it!”

by babamarkola July 19, 2020

Nerds blizzard

The ultimate in flavor, the combination of Nerds Candy and soft vanilla ice cream. Sadly, Dairy Queen seems to have stopped carrying Nerds blizzards.

However, they're fairly easy to create at home, and you can summon a pale ghost of the flavor by mixing Nerds and milk in your mouth.

I lie awake at night, dreaming of Nerds Blizzards. I curse the day Dairy Queen stopped selling them. Curse it!!

by Civan August 3, 2006