blend

See Bell End.

An insult, as in,
"Rave on, you fucking blend!"

by Captain Blend January 16, 2003

blend

the same as shag init

mandem we shud blend thoz chicks period

by Leroy 1 January 16, 2008

Blend

An Adult Female or Females

“The blend over there is fine”

by ThaCoolKid June 24, 2019

blended

to be high and drunk at the same time...feeling both of the effects combined perfectly.

Girl: Im so drunk
Boy: Im so high!
You: Im better then both of you....im blended

by xnjaax October 7, 2008

Will It Blend?

A internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson to show his company's blender is the world's most powerful blender. He created short videos of his blender liquefying Plungers, Light Bulbs, Rake Handles, Toy Dolls, Cell Phones and even an Ipod and posted them on YouTube. Via free word of mouth and internet blogging Dickson created a huge interest in his product for virtually nothing compared to using paid advertising on television.

"Will It Blend? That is the question!"
"Don't Breathe This!"

by JangleRadio April 5, 2007

Will it blend?

To ask "Will it blend?" is to question whether something is feasible, practical, or realistic.

This interrogative relative to "passing muster" is based in the internet phenomenon created by Blendtec founder Tom Dickson, as previously defined.

Adam: I have a theory that the universe is actually contained in a wormhole on the back of a turtle.

Bob: But will it blend? No -- it won't, because you can't test that! It's not even a theory if you can't test it!

by CleffedUp April 23, 2010

The Blend

Created At Wasted State. Somebody who is down bad, extremely drunk and making poor decisions that will be regretted in the morning.

Synonyms: The Mix, The Blender, NutriBullet, Smoothie.

“I’m about to hop in The Blend”

Connor: yoooo Ben did you see Joey and Jack just chug that bottle of Pink Whitney?!

Ben: Ya bro he’s about to be in The Blend forsure!

by Jdilldoe March 9, 2022