blarg

While it is almost impossible to decipher one true and absolute meaning for Blarg, there is a basic understanding of it's fundamental implementations:

1) An utterance of complete bafflement (as noted many times the author of such bafflement may remain speechless with only the word "blarg" comprehensive for some amount of time)

see also: confuzlement

2) A vocalization of complete disgust. A short pantomime of a vomiting sound. In this case you might want to draw the "blarg" out more to sound like a more authentic vomiting sound.

3) A short sigh expressing sadness and frustration in the same instant.

A What's that you say? Kathy Bates fully nude, awesome!
B blarg!

by Gavin November 30, 2003

Blarg

1. A combination of "blah" and "argh," generally used to describe boredom or frustration.

2. Boredom to the extreme of physical pain.

by Mobutu November 05, 2003

Blarg

An expression used just before ones life is removed from ones body

BLARG, you stabbed me! I dead!

by Shockcannon November 22, 2004

Blarg

Interjection denoting certain demise.

"Blarg, I am dead." --Fighter

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

blarg

1. Originally an expression of angst or confusion.
2. Sometimes also used as an explitve.
3. Has also been used as a universal word in place of any other word.
4. In some circles, Blarg has taken the upon the meaning of Nay, or No.

"All those in favor say Shoosh! Those opposed say Blarg."
"This is all Blarg" "All I have to say is, Blarg!"

by Thomual September 18, 2005

Blarg

When someone is talking too much and you get too bored to listen so this is all you hear.

I am a thing and... blarg blarg blarg

by Tree-man19 April 23, 2019

Blarging

Verb
Pronounced: Blarg-ing

Noun(s): Blarg

Spouting off ignorance or Making

Nonsensical remarks

Guy 1: Colby’s blarging again bro..
Guy 2: what a blarg.
Guy 3: oh god he just blarged all over your patio

by didyoudirrtyy March 11, 2019