bitchshank

a cross country flight by a california gurl with the intent of causing bodily harm to a homewrecking ginger

WOW MIRANDA JUST BITCHSHANKED THE HELL OUT OF LUKAS

by mastercreeper101 October 12, 2010

Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.

Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.

by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009

Witchhawk

a. A witchhawk (noun) is a term that is used to describe someone or something that is in nature mean-spirited, cruel, rude, or obnoxious and beligerant, especially in circumstances when this behavior is not warranted or needed in its severity.

b. a creture that is both part witch, and hawk.

a. "That girl is being such a witchhawk tonight!"

a. "I accidentally bumped into her in the hallway, and she yelled at me despite it being an accident! She is such a witchhawk!"

b. "Watch out! The witchhawk flies tonight!"

b. "I was walking in the woods when a witchhawk attakced me!"

by StarGirl1987 October 27, 2012

bitchcake

An extremely attractive female, possibly bitchy and dominant; may attract to those of the bitchrake kind.

"The chick I was tiger-lilying turned out to be one heavenly bitchcake!"

by Dickcheeseburger! July 4, 2006

Bitchaw

A sudden burst of excitement fueled by awesomness, victory, and LifeAlert.

Megan's Grandma: Megan honey whats this thing in your underwear drawer?

Megan: This is my false penis....BITCHAW!!!

by /\/\3g4/|/ November 4, 2009

bitchhickers

Hot bitches that hitchhike

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!

by crincled November 7, 2010

bitchhat

When a woman in your life, who is typically nice, is suddenly bitchy, she is donning her bitchhat.

"You still haven't taken out the garbage? Get off your ass!"

"Sorry--didn't know you put your bitchhat on this morning."

by MFalcon May 4, 2016