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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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Bitchacho

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
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bitchacrite

A girl who says on thing and does the total opposite.
Person 1 : "That girl says its better to be yourself, then she acts like a blonde around everyone when she isnt!"

Person 2: "What a total bitchacrite!"
by sneakysound August 29, 2009
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bitchaloid

A being from the planet bitchalon and thrives off the bitch power
omg becky is such a bitchaloid
by mtruitt January 17, 2016
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bitchariffic

A mix between terrific and bitchin'. bitchariffic is more bitchin' than terrific.
Gangsta #1: Yo, that's bitchin'.
Gangsta #2: Screw that. That's bitchariffic, yo!
by pulong! May 11, 2010
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Bitchaholic

A person who enjoys being bitchy and is addicted to it.
Heather and Bekka are Bitchaholics!
by Adam¢Õ July 10, 2003
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Bitchalism

a strong way to add a little extra after the word bitch, derrived from Jamie Foxx stand up
Bitch, you dont know who your fucking wit.
by Oscar Gonzalez June 8, 2005
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