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Bitches' Gotta Eat

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.
John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.
by therealmagee December 8, 2014
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eat bitch

an eat bitch is a fat girl, if you fuck them ...its good luck
think plus sizes "eat bitch"
by lildufflebagboy April 4, 2009
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That Bitch don’t eat cake

An unusual event that could lead to unwanted circumstances
Guy 1: The police came down here asking questions about us.
Guy 2: Let’s get the f outta here. That bitch don’t eat cake.
by Shoehorn5.12 July 12, 2022
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salad eating bitch

The type of girl you take out on a date who sits quietly, orders a salad, and shuts the fuck up. Many times, nothing is more infuriating than the quiet, salad eating bitch sitting in the booth of the Ruby Tuesday's, eating the Mandarin Chicken salad.

The kind of bitch you have to initiate every sentence with, and answers in short, meek replies.

Not a sexist term; see salad eating bastard
Yo, I took Sandy out to Applebees, but she turned out to be one of them salad eating bitches. Now I'm out 10 bucks.
by Wraen August 2, 2007
mugGet the salad eating bitchmug.

Ass eating bitch

Someone who eats ass, but the insult itself litterally doesn't mean the individual is "eating ass"

- Created by B.J
by TheUSERNAMEBJWASTAKEN May 3, 2022
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WHERES THE EATS BITCH

when your bitch is a lazy ,slacking ,skank that dosent have dinner ready when you get home.
yo wheres the eats bitch
by SUPER FLY T August 25, 2006
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Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".
"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."
by Jenburger January 2, 2008
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