Bishrexual

You are sexually attracted to Shrek and only Shrek

I’m Bishrexual

by StuffinCrust November 8, 2019

Bishrexual Harassment

This needs to stop. As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, we need to end the mislabeling and miscatagorizing of humans who are sexually attracted to the ogre we all know, and some of us love, Shrek. One would think the times of Shrek loving being considered a silly fetish are past, but no. Our society continually judges, labels, and ridicules the men and women of this world who find Shrek the object of their very dreams. Let the liking of this definition be a proclamation from each and every one of us, to further our many advances as a society of peace and equality, and bring us closer to the day when Bishrexuals will no longer feel the sting of our society's scorn.

Person1: Ew, you're attracted to that stupid ogre??

Person2: Yeah bro, I'll be watching a marathon tonight if u wanna join!
Person1: No thancc, but you do you man. I'm not big on Bishrexual Harassment.

by Lol gotem August 26, 2018

Bishrexual

When you want to fuck shrek more than your girlfriend Patricia

Guy ‘I need to tell you something’
Girlfriend ‘I’m all ears’
Guy ‘I am bishrexual’
Girlfriend ‘bi-what’
Guy ‘I wanna fuck shrek, I’m leaving you’

by Wilson woof woof July 9, 2021

bishrall

josh.

annoying, irritating,

josh why did you do that you little bishrall

by prohardgamerboi1010 March 1, 2022

Bishreksual

When you're attracted to both one gender and shrek. If you're a bishreksual girl, you're attracted to both guys and Shrek, and if you're a bishreksual guy, you're attracted to both girls and Shrek

It was hard coming out to my parents and telling them I was bishreksual, but eventually they decided that it's better that I'm attracted to girls and Shrek than it would be if I was attracted to guys and girls

by The Moister Oyster July 27, 2015

bishreksual

When someone is attracted to Shrek no matter his gender. the one true sexuality

person A: I'm straight
Person B: There is only bishreksual *stabs him*
Shrek: Watches, being shrexy

by Who was phone May 11, 2022

bishel

A shiplatman word, used for general things, whatever one wants it to be, one example is commonly used to confuse people

Ya what the bishel, o u dont know what bishel means? wow wat a bishel

by SMHG November 27, 2004