Birk

A chick with a real pale face from giving to many blow jobs/ sucking too hard

Bob: Dude I saw this chick who kinda looked like a birk at school yesterday

by Mo Dallon January 17, 2008

birk

Commonly used as a substitute for fuck.

"Birk" is derived from "Birkenstock," thus lightly associated in an unintended manner with lesbianism in the eyes of the immature.

"Birk off"
"Birk you birken mother birker"
"Birken weirdos"

by MuthaBirk January 8, 2009

Birk

A guy who thinks he's strong but, he usually is weak.

Imagine beeing that Birk

by Luringen October 17, 2018

birk

birk is a semi friendly insult usualy meaning fool or idiot. it has a similar meaning to plonker or wally.

the word however stems from a more sinister background.
a birk originaly was a name for somone that robbs graves, from the last name of a faimed grave robber.

other potential origins are from cockney rhyming slang for cunt.

"tom you birk, you spilled my pint!"

"we caught these two birks in the graveyard!"

"let me feel your birk!"

by mrbluesky November 22, 2006

Birk

Birk is commonly used as a light hearted, almost affectionate insult, referring to someone who is a bit silly, or has done something stupid.

Its origins are more coarse. Its a derivative of the cockney rhyming slang Birkley Hunt - I.e. cunt.

1. Modern - you are such a birk for eating that mouldy food.

2. Archaic - my birk hurts.

3. Cockney - get off me you stupid birkley.

by Oliver Turnbull April 5, 2004

Birk

Birk is a slang word used by Norwegian students. It means working hard at school and revising for tests

Hey bro! Did you Birk for the Science test?
Nah, man. I did not have time to birk.

by Unge Birk February 26, 2018

Birk

A guy who flex his wealth, often in the form of expensive clothing and other expensive stuff.

Guy 1: Why does he keep talking about his clothing?
Guy 2: Just ignore him. He’s just a birk.

by Homeless Teletubby September 4, 2018