birks

short for Birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.

i'm gonna take that fuckin hippies birks and shove em up his ass sideways

by in2b8yall December 15, 2003

Birk

A nerdy, genius and stubborn person

I never play chess with my boyfriend. He's so Birk in chess.

by bibbling March 09, 2017

Birk

Birk is the definition of a god
Birk is the best human being and can learn what ever he wants to learn
Birk can get all the girls he want to, because he is the sexiest man in the word.
Birk is the best.

You are like a Birk

by BestitestBirk April 13, 2020

Birk

The name of a really weird person who bullies and is long

Dave: Have you met Birk?
Birk: I am Birk
Dave: Oh...

by Inor04 November 08, 2020

Birking

The act of a multiplayer video game destroying the fun of playing by letting a single player win every match, even in the most unfair or ridiculous of situations.

After the victory by the Birked player, the other players make dick-sucking noises, insinuating that the game is blowing the winning player.

Matt: "Dude! How did you win? I had full health and you only had one hit left! The game is totally Birking you!"

by AdamIrwin December 09, 2010

Birk

To be someone who alone can be nice, but in public is a mean-spirited, gossipy, bitchy queen that is a playa

"You're being a Birk so stop it!"

by ~*AnGeLbAbE*~ February 26, 2003

Birk

A chick with a real pale face from giving to many blow jobs/ sucking too hard

Bob: Dude I saw this chick who kinda looked like a birk at school yesterday

by Mo Dallon January 15, 2008