One minute you're riding an emotional rainbow generated by the laughter of unicorns that fart skittles and the next minute you fall straight into the pitch-black pits of depression where dementors feast on your soul only to be rescued a half hour later by Old Saint Nicholas brandishing a chimney bazooka that shoots confetti.
Normal Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!
Bipolar Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in a corner until death takes me...
Bipolar Reaction: I JUST WON THE LOTTERY! Now I'm going to go cry myself to sleep in a corner until death takes me...
by Dexter11233 May 2, 2011
Get the bipolarmug. by acdegrees November 20, 2004
Get the bipolarmug. Being bipolar is like having PMS on LSD after drinking a litre of absynthe while giving birth and having your dick cut off. I know coz I have it. And its NOT funny...espesh as most shit doctors just dont get it and can lead to suicide. so if someones got it then they really do need your help.
Mania: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl but really doesnt give a fuck and goes over to talk everyone.
Depression: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl, she gets a panic attack, and runs away crying. She may go home and overdose, self-harm or binge on food alcohol, feeling suicidal - there is nothing left to live for.
In a few minutes, she feels completely fine again.
Scary, isnt it.
Depression: bipolar girl sees guy she likes talking to another girl, she gets a panic attack, and runs away crying. She may go home and overdose, self-harm or binge on food alcohol, feeling suicidal - there is nothing left to live for.
In a few minutes, she feels completely fine again.
Scary, isnt it.
by lala777 August 7, 2006
Get the bipolarmug. Severe form of mental illness. To call it a mood swing is a understatement. It more like PMS on crack. Bipolar highs are characterized by delusions of grandure(thinking you can do more than you are capbable of). Lows are extreme anger or sadness.
Believe me. I live with some with the illness.
Believe me. I live with some with the illness.
I don't care how hot she is -- that bipolar bitch would cut you dick off in the middle of the night for leaving the milk out.
by Blowfish August 17, 2005
Get the bipolarmug. by Frankline Foxxx June 17, 2010
Get the bipolarmug. when you have no control over your feelings. you could be the happiest kid in the world one minute, and suicidal the next. you feel like no one understands you and no one can help you.
bipolar kid:
(mom comes in to check on you when you're in your bed reading)
mom: "hi honey, just wanted to check on you!"
kid: "ok. close the door all the way when you go."
mom: (walks out and the door is still open a crack) "goodnight!"
kid: (has a screaming outburst and sobs for the next 10 minutes and cuts his or herself. then goes back to reading as if it never happened)
seriously. this happened to me last night.
(mom comes in to check on you when you're in your bed reading)
mom: "hi honey, just wanted to check on you!"
kid: "ok. close the door all the way when you go."
mom: (walks out and the door is still open a crack) "goodnight!"
kid: (has a screaming outburst and sobs for the next 10 minutes and cuts his or herself. then goes back to reading as if it never happened)
seriously. this happened to me last night.
by dfjkdf November 1, 2006
Get the bipolarmug. Asshole: Hey... I'm sorry about what happened yesterday. Im bipolar. :/
Guy: Oh, it's ok! I understand your pain.
Guy: Oh, it's ok! I understand your pain.
by Discord0 March 9, 2013
Get the bipolarmug.