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Bijou

A boss ass bitch who gets a lot of hate . Bitches be on her dick 25/8. She mad cute. She mad dirty and cant take shit seriously.
Damn bijou fineeeee . let me fuck nowwww.
by Badassmexican0713 March 5, 2019
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Bijou

A type of woman, who is incredibly dim witted and slow, yet still manages to charm, however get too close to you and she'll eat you and your family especially if your name starts with N, avoid at all cost.
oh, dont go near that bitch, shes a total bijou, she's dangerous.
by mellorine August 23, 2009
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Bijou

A person that will never fucking shut up about the people they like and will fuck anytime. Very horny and up to fuck on bubble wrap so if you wanna fuck hard go to Bijou!!! Beware of the kinks ... fifty shades of grey has no shit compared to Bijou
« Let’s be like Bijou tonight babe »
by Dick6969lover March 17, 2018
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Koseki Bijou

me: 🗿
my friend: 🗿
koseki bijou: 🗿
by Aumon1042 August 2, 2023
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Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis
Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou
by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009
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adelaide bijou fay

A random potato of some sort. From Ireland.
man, this Adelaide Bijou Fay sounds ripe.
by PotatpppooaA May 22, 2017
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Bijou break

When someone needs to watch maya bijou and relieve themselves
I need a bijou break after work”
by YahzayBrazay February 28, 2022
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