Madam Bhaji

What an Indian man ( typically from Punjab region) calls a girl that is like a bro/sis to her. It is a form of a respect.

" Oh Madam Bhaji! How have you been?
" Madam Bhaji, how is your husband/boyfriend been?

by bungydancer January 4, 2024

Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"

"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.

by Darren Webster December 9, 2008

Madam Bhaji

A respect term that a man calls a woman when he is friends with her. Madam Bhaji is more relaxed than just Madam.

"Madam Bhaji, want to get food?"
"Madam Bhaji, how do you do?"
"Madam Bhaji, can you teach me Punjabi?"

by Bungydance January 8, 2024

Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.

Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.

by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

Munnien Bhaji

An indian man who claims he is not indian and also has a perm, he thinks he can pull any girl. He also claims he’s a baller but spends most of his time on fortnite

is he Indian? then that guy must be a munnien bhaji!

by FishyFiddler677 February 22, 2022

Madam Bhaji

A respect term that is used when a man is friends with a woman. Madam Bhaji is more relaxed term than Madam.

"Madam Bhaji, how are you doing today?"
"Madam Bhaji, tusi kive ho"
" Oh Madam Bhaji, do you want to hangout today?"

by bungydancer January 8, 2024