Beverley

An epic fail or mishap usually to be blamed on a single person or event.

i) I was about to score with my gf but then life gave me a beverley and my brother came home.

ii) Stephen Hawking was about to solve the ever mysterious mysteries of the universe; instead having to deal with a major beverley after Einstein accidentally turned the power off.

by SplashMan93 July 03, 2011

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beverley night

An alcohol-fuelled night, playing on the name Beverley to mean bevvy/beverage (an alcoholic drink) and the female singer Beverley Knight.

"Im feeling the effects of a right beverley night"

by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008

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beverley knight

rhyming slang for shite

god that film was really beverley knight!

by yorkie June 17, 2003

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Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017

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