beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

by Swavystick February 19, 2023

Beverage Moment

when you laugh while drinking and your beverage comes out your nose.

Jinny laughed so hard at Kyle's bad date story she had a beverage moment- it was fun to watch but she said the wine her her sinuses.

by starkmojo October 28, 2010

Beverage Goblin

A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.

This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.

by GoodishBookish February 19, 2023

Beverage Tunx

The greatest musical talent to come out of the thriving metropolis of St Mary's, Ontario. With hits like "Dr Pepper", "Corn Stalks" and the timeless classic "Sick Nicers" combined with their on stage presence, these lads are assured of a bright future.

The Beverage Tunx show at the Shadow last was night pretty sick nicers!

by Slimmy Hollywood February 19, 2005

Beverage Report

A detailed description of last night's alcohol intake.

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.

by alf dent April 15, 2013

beverage cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.

Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the beverage cart!

by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017

beverage dissemination officer

Fancy word for bartender

I am a Beverage Dissemination Officer for a living.

by Merry Dankmas October 20, 2020