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Bernz

An object of pure motivation and destruction. Bernz will stop at nothing to be the best at everything he does. He also happens to be a really cool person behind the scene.
Dude, I hope I can totally bernz this trick!
by Zaazz March 31, 2009
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Bernsplaining

The act of Sanders supporters condescendingly telling you that you don't really understand what is going on.
"Man, the braided beard dude at the Blue Bottle chewed me out for like 10 minutes when I said I liked Hillary's views on women's rights."
"Don't worry about it, girl, that guy is always Bernsplaining everybody."
by evan1022 June 3, 2016
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Bernsking

When an older guy hits on a much younger female, or a female he doesn't know.
"Bro, stop bernsking."
"Wow, look at that guy bernsking. What a tool."
by victimofthebernski January 7, 2012
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bernizzles

A person who wears cool shoes, has cool parents, and gets buzz cuts every once in awhile. A bernizzles likes girls and likes to eat.
Oh my Gosh, that man is a bernizzles, look at his shoes!
by wonderwave March 26, 2010
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Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
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Bernazi

A person who is not only a Bernie Sanders supporter, but also forces his ideals upon other people. The political equivalent of a feminazi.
Person 1: "Wow, that bitch is such a bernazi!"

Person 2: "I know!! She keeps tagging me in re-shares of Bernie's facebook posts."

Person 1: "She put a bumper sticker on my car."
by itsmar May 11, 2016
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bernsteining the clutch

Synonym for double-clutching.

Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.

Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.
Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!
by Miguel de Cervantes September 24, 2009
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