Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

Boovsexual

Sexual Interaction With Boovs.

Not to be confused with Boobs.

After I watched Home, I was a Boovsexual.

by Boovian May 18, 2022

boobsexual

Someone who is so obsessed with boobs,that all they wanna do is lather them up,and fuck them,for sexual pleasure and as a relationship.

Dude,you're such a boobsexual.

by negrosboobscocks March 26, 2008

Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.

Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

bloxsexual

When people are attracted to roblox characters and actively looks on rule34 roblox.

jake: ohmygod roblox cardboard porn is so hot.

Michael: Lmfao you are a bloxsexual.

jake: I guess I am.

Michael: you are a degenerate.

by JuulKing December 4, 2020

boobsexual

someone obsessed with boobs

or, a girl who is straight but likes touching other girls' boobs.

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
mike: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

sarah: hi, i'm sarah!
michelle: your boobs are awesome! can i squeeze them? i'm boobsexual!

by mcballer5 March 5, 2009

blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009