Begmore

1. A utopian distiller of single-malt scotch that would be located on the Isle of Islay if it existed.

2. A figurative single-malt scotch that, when consumed by house pets, causes them to demand more treats and attention than they deserve.

“Your dog won't keep his nose out of my dinner. He’s been hitting the Begmore too hard.”

by Bottom Ford January 4, 2010

BenMorelanded

you totally fubared the thing that you are doing. you screwd up so bad that you cannot make a right out of a wrong. you are a complete dumdass..

i cannot believe that you just BenMorelanded that whole project.

by Bs is life August 31, 2006

bendoretti

The distressed human pose mimicking a motorcycle Bending over and forward with arms held straight in air behind ones self like handle bars . The Rider of the Bendoretti grasps its arms/handle bars from behind as if riding a motorcycle.

" Bendoretti !" said person bends over and gets ready , Rider assumes position... Driver kick starts the Bendoretti using shin diggers, Bendoretti is expected to " Vroom". If Bendoretti runs out of gas , add fuel in whichever way suits, if Bendoretti sputters, or stalls, check it's gears in prescribed method. This pose is for entertainment only , such as losing a bet and should not be used as punishment.

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Belmore Boyz

Belmore boyz are the old school lads and umbays that earch Belmore road in Randwick, the gateway to south east Sydney. Known for doing ‘Belmore runs’ which include circling the block around Belmore road staunching up visitors from different area. The defacto leader of the Belmore boyz is Sacha “Twirl head” baron Cohen who is facing 6-10 years for holding Illegal cock fights at the Alison private lodge -not the type with roosters bruz. Also Leuitenant dan is a police informant dog and if you see him at Royal Randwick he’s going to get stabbed in broad day light by barefoot Bill.

Eastern suburbs pussy A: I’m too scared to go to Randwick because of the belmore boyz
Eastern suburbs pussy B: I heard big boy is going around with a baseball bat looking for Sambo, he’s going to smash his wigga head in at kfc

by MissElas May 15, 2021

ben more like bad

The type of person who ships you and you friend nick even though he has been told to stop multiple times

“Hey who keeps shipping us?”
“Oh its Ben”
“Ben more like bad”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021