benjamin a sweet kind loving guy is what he tries to appear as but is a creeper/stalker he is the kind of guy that will peek in your window when you are sleeping
by evenbiggerdick October 07, 2012
benjamin is a loser so one likes and also is a pervert dont get a benjamin
because he disrespects every girl he sees nasty to everyone and he is
a gay ass.
because he disrespects every girl he sees nasty to everyone and he is
a gay ass.
by benjamin\ June 14, 2018
wow! look at that benjamin walking along with his drum and base and a dog strangely mesmerised by that torch
by misslaurentheamazing September 24, 2007
hes a gay fag with a big ass forehead and a tiny ass dick and no girls like him or have anything to do with him, (most likely to die alone)
hey, don't be a benjamin
by benjamintebqebqerqergqregqergq February 23, 2018
A word used to describe the best guy you could ever meet. He has kind, Russet eyes, a sweet spirit, and an endearing personality. He loves music, writes songs, and in every way is perfect. Any girl lucky enough to find a Benjamin should never let him go......
When he says he loves you, your heart skips a beat.
He’s devoted to the Lord.
He’s respectful, thoughtful, and sincere.
Good sense of humor/quick wit
Natural at improv.
Supportive and caring.
When he says he loves you, your heart skips a beat.
He’s devoted to the Lord.
He’s respectful, thoughtful, and sincere.
Good sense of humor/quick wit
Natural at improv.
Supportive and caring.
by MaryRussell98 February 13, 2018
An exuberantly distinguished name to be bestowed on a man of tremendous stature. The recipient of such a name will squash his incompetently anointed peers with ease. This ease will be witnessed in all facets of the Benjamin's life. If Benjamin wants to become a scientist, he will become the first to go to mars. If Benjamin wants to become a football player, he will make Barry Sanders look like a small child. If Benjamin wants to become a writer, he will become the primary source of news, leisure, and the most accurate profit of horoscopes in the history of man. If Benjamin ever orders an escort, the woman will instead offer to pay him when she shows up. These are the fruits of the most singly acclaimed and illustriously renowned word in any of the 6500 spoken languages of the world. The ownership of this title is often debated with the AOS (Association of Steves, Steve), but the BBB (Bafflingly Bodacious Bens) have since disproved the obnoxiously misunderstood claims of the Steves.
Person 1:Hi.
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.
"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"
"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
Person 2: Hello. How are you?
Person 1: Good. I'm Benjamin, its very nice to meet you.
Person 2: (Legs spreading for insertion) Take me now.
"Ben, the president died, do you think you can take the reins for a little while?"
"I wish my name was Ben, but I was stuck with Steve. At least I'm not a Devon"
by Ain't NO Forgazi October 15, 2011
A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever.
by yogaprincess February 06, 2010