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Beluga Heights

When a male is engaged in sexual intercourse and instead of ejaculating on her face, he punches her in the face and shouts, "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!". His friend then jumps out of the closet with a video camera and shouts, "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!". A random stranger may or may not enter the room screaming, "JASON DERULO!!!"
Guy: "I'm Cumming!!!"

Girl: *closes eyes, opens mouth*

Guy: *punches girl in face* "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!!!"

Girl: "OOOOOWWWW!!!" "What was that for?"

Guy's Friend: "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!"

Girl: "What the hell is going on?" "Is that a camera?"

Random Stranger: "JASON DERULOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Girl: "Somebody KILL ME!!!" *weeps*
by White Guy on a Bike July 12, 2010
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Beluga Whale

Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.
Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.

Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.

Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.

Steve: They must be hungry.
by Kobe24Mamba February 14, 2012
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Beluga Whale

Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.
Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.
by @realEverardo October 3, 2017
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belushi

a mixed injection of heroin and cocaine
my man a plus died off a belushi, yo
by agnes jelly May 15, 2006
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Belushied

Derived from the late-comedian John Belushi. Meaning: To get severly wasted; shit-faced.
I got totally Belushied at the office Christmas party.
by John Steinbeck March 28, 2003
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Beluga whale

A bitch ass hoe who’s forehead resembles a whale that can use echo location. It is very rare. These people like juicy bbc and are mostly ginger and freckly. U can see them from at least ten miles away
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Revolving Nigerian Beltsander

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.
by Windowlicker69420 February 21, 2018
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