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blarting

the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!
by NATeDoog October 10, 2008
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bafarting

When you are so drunk that you don’t just barf, you barf and fart.
When you are so drunk that you don’t just barf, you barf and fart.

Mary was so trashed she was bafarting the entire drive home with her head out the window. It sucked driving her home!
by One oronaplease September 24, 2020
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Belforting

A technique coined by real The Wolf of Wall Street, Jordan Belfort. Belforting is performed by taking 2 substances with opposite effects in order to get one of the effects but still being able to seem sober. Eg doing 2 lines and then smoking a zoot
P1: Bro this bean is hitting me hard, I’m gonna try and belfort with a few shots

P2: you know belforting doesn’t work right? Like scientifically

P1: shut up, have you not seen the wolf of Wall Street? You should really get into stocks bro stocks are where it’s at trust me I’ve seen the wolf of wall street
by Nolesy January 11, 2021
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Blarting

When you fart and there is blood
After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours
by biggamer23 May 20, 2021
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Blarting

Have you ever been caught blarting before?
by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025
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