beemer

a horny ass mother fucker!

Beemer is proud to be a horny ass mother fucker.:)

by HaNnAh March 16, 2005

beemer

Once upon a time Beemer was someone who worked for IBM, and Bimmer was a reference to a BMW vehicle. People got confused.

The Beemer drove a Bimmer.

by mdtallon September 17, 2015

Beemer

1. Nickname for any BMW vehicle.

2. Nickname for BMW motorcycles only, whereas 'Bimmer' is used to refer to BMW cars.

New M3 owner: Check out my new Bimmer.

Random second person: Just say 'Beemer'; you sound like a cock when you say 'Bimmer'.

by Jezza Clarkson September 4, 2008

Beemer

Any vehicle made by BMW.

My dad let me drive his Beemer.

by Ross April 4, 2004

Beemer

a car that is made by bmw a suv is not a beemer a beemer is the car made by bmw

my beemer is ridin' on 19's she's purddy

by JayKay February 25, 2005

Beemer

Man; Legend of Minneapolis MN. An individual that has a big ego and holds relevance as an artistic icon to the city.

The tale of Beemer. Descendant of the hunting party of Old Three legs; Detroit Lakes, MN.

by Beemstar July 25, 2009

Beemer

A car marketed to the upwardly mobile working and lower-middle classes as a luxury mark. Despite being one of the UKs most common brands, seen by the terminally unimaginative as somehow exclusive.

Distinguishing features are non-functional indicators and a special lens in the windscreen which makes the car in front look further away. This results in typical Beemer driving behaviour such as changing lane or direction without warning and driving two inches from the car in front.

Beemer Baz: Get out of my way - can't you see I'm important?
Driver in front: No, I have a car in front of me, so take your repmobile Beemer out of my ass.

by JimboRangoon March 18, 2008