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Beehive Betty 

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)
"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"
Beehive Betty by sns21274 July 3, 2009

beehive with no exit 

A: Beehive with no exit
B: What??
A: Beehive with no exit.
B: What do you mean?
A: Unbeleivable.

beehive of activity 

a busy place, a room full of working people
The kids are making crafts. It's a beehive of activity in there!

Beehive boy 

originated thousands of years ago from cavemen who derived pleasure from beehives by removing from trees and using them as an alternative to a woman/donkey/wooly mammoth.People in this century who partake in this hobby are known as "beehive boys" They are often very primitive and therefore can be recognised by extreme amounts of hair and a language that consists of deep grumbling noises.
"look at that kid over there humping a beehive. Going at it like a rabbit. What a beehive boy"
Beehive boy by samstorm December 7, 2004

Beehive Hairdo 

A Beehive hairdo kills any hairdo. you can look so glamorous. It's styled high and big on top of ones head. commonly from the 1960s. Gals and guys don't forget your hairspray for on the go, keep that mountain stiff.
"Have you seen Lumiere's beehive today? god she looks so iconic and glamorous I wish I can pull off a beehive hairdo"
Beehive Hairdo by L.Douvelle September 29, 2018

Beehive tossing 

Only morons engage in beehive tossing.