beefaroni sock

Much like a beef sock, beefaroni sock is the same, except it's a term for Chef Boyardee's monster spaghetti shlong.

"I want Daddy Boyardee's massive beefaroni sock up my ravioli"

by 🆎 April 18, 2021

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009

barfaroni

The still-warm, semi-digested remnants of the week-old chili mac that a grizzled, old wino puked up outside the doorway to the city rescue mission.

"Watch it! Man, Pedro, you almost stepped in that pool of barfaroni!"

Wino: "Hey, GIMME DIME!!!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

reefaroni

The biggest dipshit on xbox live. This asshole will kill his entire team or teargas them and scream in german into his microphone and crack racial jokes. This word is synonymous for dickless son of a bitch.

Gee, Reefaroni is such a pigfucker, he wont shut the fuck up!

by Sam_Phisher411 May 6, 2004

barfaroni

something or someone that makes you so sick to the point of barfing

That meatloaf is so barfaroni!

by amber a November 23, 2004

Beefartist

A person who can cook well using beef and create or design vstylish beef dishes.

My uncle is a professional chef all the time who uses beef and all his dishes. Therefore my uncle is a beefartist.

by LGG#39 December 12, 2019