beef cakes

a way to describe fat ladies ass cheeks

damn jena has some huge beef cakes

by shames wachnally October 13, 2008

Beef cake

Someone who really enjoys cake and is also beefy.

Wow Erin, that plate of cookies disappeared in under 5 minutes! Your such a beef cake!

by Fireman4945 April 15, 2014

Beef Cake

Been Cake

–noun

1. A Beef Cake is a female who's body type ranges anywhere between slightly overweight and clinically obese.

Stacy has a nice personality, but she's a total beef cake.

by Peep Show FTW. December 21, 2010

Beef cake

A penis

“He has nice beef cake”
“You better not be giving them other hoes your beef cake!”

by Nyinyi1234 July 18, 2019

Beef Cake

When a female has had sex numerous times, thus resulting in a saggy vagina.

Alexandra is a beef cake because she has too much sex.

by Defgirl676 April 10, 2009

Beef Cake

a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.

After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.

by Nico H. February 29, 2008

Beef Cake

A red headed faggot who plays war hammer and gives frequent rusty trombones, brother to " Cheese Cake "

" Your such a beef cake you fuckin zeeke "

by Ketchup35 May 31, 2006