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bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.
I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.
by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010
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Beefwitted Barnacle

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!
by The Insult Man March 11, 2021
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beewee

A name of a person who goes bawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbaw in rapid succession, beewee is basically any crazy person who just goes bawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbaw
Guy-"So yeah I was on a date and-"
beewee-"bawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbawbaw"
by Wolfslayr June 6, 2021
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Bejeweligans

People who play Bejeweled Blitz with little regard for the people (or situations) around them.
I was trying to listen to my professor, but a couple of Bejeweligans drowned him out.
by Brian Kolstad February 3, 2010
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Beerwine

Wine mixed with beer. Consumed primarily at Lewis and Clark College in Oregon, where PBR and Yellowtail are the preferred ingredients.
Man, that beerwine really sneaks up on you; I was blackout by ten!
by TheMojo January 23, 2009
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beefwood

an unusually fierce and powerful erection.
I was left with beefwood after seeing the opening shot of Lost in Translation.

I couldn't leave the swimming pool out of fear that everyone would notice the beefwood in my trunks.
by conditionerisbetter March 22, 2011
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it's none of your beeswax

Just like "it's none of your business", "It's none of your beeswax" is another way to say that you don't want someone to know about your private life.
A: Dude,Where have you been lately?
B: It's none of your beeswax.
by Tabo October 1, 2006
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